Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXVIII
Number 1
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Jonathan Downie
Bill Spruiell
Mikael Thompson
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Kenny Baclawski
Adam Baker
Florian Breit
Bethany Carlson
Robin Day
Kean Kaufmann
Andrew Lamont
Carin Marais
Tel Monks
Mary Shapiro
Adham Smart
Kien-Wei Tseng
Don Unger

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Dummy See, Dummy Do
January 2017

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