Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXIX
Number 2
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Adam Baker
Florian Breit
Bethany Carlson
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Anita G. Gorman
Siva Kalyan
Tel Monks
Mary Shapiro
Bill Spruiell
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
All the Theory You Can Eat
June 2017

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