Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXIV
Number 3
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Bill Spruiell, Senior Editor
Sheri Wells-Jensen, Consulting Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Florian Breit
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Bethany Carlson
Peter Carrillo
Emily Davis
Andrew Lamont
Ronald Macaulay
Tel Monks
Davis Prickett
Laura Ryals
Will Styler
Nicholas Welch

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
The Phoneme That Can Be
Spoken Is Not the True Phoneme
November 2015

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