Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXIII
Number 3
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Bill Spruiell, Senior Editor
Sheri Wells-Jensen, Consulting Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Florian Breit
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Mark Brierley
James Campbell
Bethany Carlson
Rick Keys
Craig Kopris
Andrew Lamont
Rebecca Lovering
Tel Monks
Davis Prickett
Laura Ryals
Will Styler

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
We Don’t Pander to Nobody’s Notations
July 2015

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