Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXVIII
Number 4
Contents
Trey Jones, Managing Editor
Keith Slater, Senior Editor
Bill Spruiell, Consulting Editor
Tim Pulju, Editor Emeritus

Associate Editors
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Mikael Thompson
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Editorial Associates
Kenny Baclawski
Pete Bleackley
Virginia Bouchard
Florian Breit
Bethany Carlson
Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
Jonathan Downie
Tel Monks
Daniela Müller
Tuuli Mustasydän
Cathal Peelo
David J. Peterson
Callum Robson
Zac Smith
Tangent Wong

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Now with 40% fewer adverbs!
December 2013

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