Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXVII
Number 3
Contents
Trey Jones, Managing Editor
Keith Slater, Senior Editor
Bill Spruiell, Consulting Editor
Tim Pulju, Editor Emeritus

Associate Editors
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Mikael Thompson
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Editorial Associates
Pete Bleackley
Virginia Bouchard
Florian Breit
Jonathan Downie
T.B. Geller
Adam Graham
Daniela Müller
David J. Peterson
Callum Robson

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
I Took an Ejective to the Knee
June 2013

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