Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXVI
Number 4
Contents
Trey Jones, Managing Editor
Keith Slater, Senior Editor
Bill Spruiell, Consulting Editor
Tim Pulju, Editor Emeritus

Associate Editors
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Mikael Thompson
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Editorial Associates
Pete Bleackley
Kathleen Brady
Florian Breit
Sam Crusemire
Jonathan Downie
Adam Graham
Daniela Müller
Chris Niswander
David J. Peterson
Callum Robson
Mary Shapiro

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
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