S PECULATIVE  G RAMMARIAN
Volume CLXI, Number 1, February 2011

M ANAGING
 E DITOR
S ENIOR
 E DITOR
E DITOR
 E MERITUS
Trey Jones Keith Slater Tim Pulju

Speculative Grammarian, Vol CLXI, No 1
C ONSULTING
 E DITORS
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Jouni Maho
Daniela Müller
David J. Peterson
Bill Spruiell

A SSOCIATE
 E DITORS
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

E DITORIAL
 A SSOCIATES
Jeff Burke
Bethany Carlson
Nynke de Haas
Carin Marais
Freya Shipley
Tom Stinnett
Sheri Wells-Jensen

C OMPTROLLER
 G ENERAL
Joey Whitford


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