S PECULATIVE  G RAMMARIAN
Volume CLIX, Number 2, June 2010

M ANAGING
 E DITOR
S ENIOR
 E DITOR
E DITOR
 E MERITUS
Trey Jones Keith Slater Tim Pulju

Speculative Grammarian, Vol CLIX, No 2
C ONSULTING
 E DITORS
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Jouni Maho
Daniela Müller
David J. Peterson
Bill Spruiell

A SSOCIATE
 E DITORS
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

E DITORIAL
 A SSOCIATES
Bryan Allen
Mathew Block
James Coomer
Tom Dougherty
Carin Marais
Justin Rye
Jessie Sams
Sheri Wells-Jensen

C OMPTROLLER
 G ENERAL
Joey Whitford

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