Author Index

Below is a listing of all of the articles on the SpecGram website, listed alphabetically by author.

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A Authors ^


Abū Gida, α-Betty
> All hail to our muse, great Nan Tucket... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> All linguists should share terminology... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
> An /h/-droppin’ linguist in Youston... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> A linguist with many ideas anti-Chomsky... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.3 July 2014
> Mavensso quick to denunciate... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> O Copier! My Copier! Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
> She’s been told he’s The Linguist Almighty... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
> Short Southern vowels will get broken... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
> A young linguist named Maudible... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
 
Allen, Bryan
> Dissection Speculative Grammarian CL.1 January 2005
> A Poem Puzzle Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.1 February 2012
 
Anonymous
> An Introduction to Linguistics in Haiku Form Speculative Grammarian CLIX.4 September 2010
> ODE TO ALCUIN Speculative Grammarian CLVI.2 April 2009
> Old Man Chomsky Better Words and Morphemes I.3 May 1991
> Pull Over That æ Too Back Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.1 November 2012
> Syntax Hole Better Words and Morphemes I.3 May 1991
> There once was an X from place B Speculative Grammarian CLX.1 October 2010
> Untitled (Two asp really candies lithe eat oaves) Langue du Monde XVI.4 September 1991
> A Yonge Philologiste's First Drynkynge Poime Speculative Grammarian CL.1 January 2005
> Your Glottal Stop Better Words and Morphemes I.3 May 1991
 
Anonymous, the Backformologist
> Said a miser who sordidly mised... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
 
Anonymous, the Child Language Aquisitionist
> Some triplets who live in Pará... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.3 July 2014
 
Anonymous, the Classicist Code Switcher
> Erat Romanorum dictator... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.1 May 2014
 
Anonymous, the Computational Linguist
> A comp’tational linguist of Boston... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
 
Anonymous, the Formal Semanticist
> There once was an X from place B... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
 
Anonymous, the Metrical Phonologist
> Of unstable footing young Yates... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
 
Anonymous, the Prosodologist
> There was a young man of Japan... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.1 January 2014
 
Anonymous, the Speech Pathologist
> A man who lisped said to me: “Wunθ... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.2 February 2015
 

B Authors ^


Bell, Leonidas Jefferson
> Ode to Cows Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.ο Mid-October 2016
 
Bernstein-Hodson, Thomas Basil Callan
> O Socio, Socio! Wherefore art thou Socio? Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.4 March 2013
 
Bleackley, Pete
> Always remember that case... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.1 January 2017
> As fond as I am of linguini... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
> At the end of a hard working day... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> Conlanging I know not a thing on... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.1 May 2015
> Doctor Johnson, as quick as a wink... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.2 October 2015
> An Englishman, hitting the bottle... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
> A fear that I get shortly after... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> A field linguist fears there are bugs... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> The hazard of writing a triolet... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.4 April 2016
> I know a conlanger who screams... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.1 May 2016
> I often get trapped in the bath... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
> I taught a gorilla to sign... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> I wish I’d ne’er taken the task... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
> I’ve just heard a polyglot moan... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.1 September 2016
> A limerick, weighed ounce for ounce... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> A linguist with whom I did sup... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> Some say that my tongue’s analytic... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.3 March 2016
> A test of your linguistic bottle... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.3 March 2017
> There once was a linguist called Noam... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.2 October 2014
> There once was a neogrammarian... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> There once was a scholar named Gandhi... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.4 April 2014
> There once were some NLP nerds... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
> There was an old fellow from SIL... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.4 December 2013
> *Twinkle, twinkle, little star... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
> We follow a simple template... Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> When Roget first wrote his Thesaurus... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.2 October 2013
> Your grammar and morals are lax... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
 
Bosch, Homonymus
> There was a young man from St. Paul... Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.3 February 2013
> A Tutor who tooted the flute... Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.3 February 2013
> Two Poemes from the Archivium Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.3 February 2013
 
Bouchard, Virginia
> “Is this your book?” a Welshman did pry... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
> There once was a bright chap named Norbert... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.3 November 2013
> There was a fine linguist who wanted to sleep... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
> There was once was a linguist whose strong point wasn’t brevity, man I mean he could go on for a while!... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
 
Boudreaux, Margeaux
> Beware of those friends who are faux... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> Beware of those friends who are faux... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
> Beware of those friends who are faux... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
 
Burns, Rasmus
> My Love is Like a Colorless Green Simile Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.2 March 2012
 

C Authors ^


Case, Justin
> Intrative ablative delative?... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
 
Chestikov, Gott. A.
> A PhD student called Emma... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
 
Collins, Christine
> λ♥[love] (Linguistics Love Song) Speculative Grammarian CLXII.1 June 2011
 
Conasal, Leonard
> Allophonia... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.1 January 2017
 
Crater, Zoë
> “What have humans not already written t?”... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
 
Crippen, James
> How They Do It In Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CLV.3 December 2008
 

D Authors ^


de Aittste-Oudénnts, Gérard
> A student linguist who just turned 19... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.2 February 2015
 
Денег, Недостаточно
> Displaying high fieldwork ability... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
 
Die Lingulelen
> Kill All Phoneticians Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
 
dis Thasigh, Esquiry
> Numblemark ordinard dangulates... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.4 April 2014
 

E Authors ^


Eats.., J.. K..
> Ozymandian semicolon.. lying in the sand.. Speculative Grammarian CLXV.2 August 2012
 
Editorial staff of The Interplanetary Society for Chomskyan Studies
> Your journal’s insipid and wretched... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
 
Editors of SpecGram
> By printing pseudonymous bosh... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
> An emerging trend... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
> Your tombstone, you wretched nefandula... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
 
Elsässer, Sophie
> Kill All Phoneticians Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
 
Enchiridion, Sophrosyne
> When I Heard the Learn’d Computational Linguist Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> When I Heard the Learn’d Documentary Linguist Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
 
Epiphanios o Phantasiopliktos
> The Phonetician’s Love Poem Speculative Grammarian CLXI.1 February 2011
 
Epiphanios o Philomousos
> Morphomatological Meanderings Speculative Grammarian CLX.1 October 2010
 
Ernst, Tom
> The Anguish Lenglage II Lingua Pranca June 1978
 

F Authors ^


Fester-Münsterfenster, Hester
> The Brits are a curious race... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
> A crank there once was of a flavor... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.1 May 2016
> I punctuate prose and verse randomly Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.1 January 2017
> A limerick’s not hard to write... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> A linguist who pondered a bit... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> A linguistic crank prone to carrying... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
> A Neogrammarian wit... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
> Old Tolkien has quite a high standing... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.3 March 2016
> Once when planning some fieldwork in Fiji... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.3 March 2017
> There once was a bored phonetician... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.1 May 2014
> When suffering mild pharyngitis... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
> While measuring birdsong performance... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.3 July 2014
 
Festino-Scroccone, Vincenzo
> An Apulian chef, young and silly... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> The great kings of yore Vercingetorix... (Linguimericks) Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> The great kings of yore Vercingetorix... (Linguinericks) Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> There once was a kitten named Noodle... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
 
Fink, Alex
> Amazing Grice Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.3 February 2013
 

G Authors ^


Gloria
> Compound nouns are not much fun Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.4 August 2013
 
Grad Student Shanty
> Pulju’s Volunteers Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.2 May 2013
 

H Authors ^


Herrick, Earl
> To the Field Workers, to Make Much of Time Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.4 August 1989
 
Hipple, Ted
> The Traditional Grammarian as Poet Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.1 September 2013
 
Hood, Thomas
> Excerpt from Faithless Sally Brown Speculative Grammarian CLX.1 October 2010
 
Hu, U No
> I think that I shall never see Lingua Pranca June 1978
> Noam Chomsky sat on a wall Lingua Pranca June 1978
> Phonology hot, phonology cold Lingua Pranca June 1978
> This little phone had high tone Lingua Pranca June 1978
 
Hūū, Yune O., II
> Baa-baa, Reduplication Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> Flow, Flow, Flow Your Air Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> Foamy Noamy Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> How Many Words Would a Wordcheck Check? Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> /ini˥ mini˦ maɪni˧ mo˨/ Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> The Itsy Bitsy Air Puff Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> Letter H and N-G Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> Low, Low, Lower Your Vowels Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> Maxims of Grice Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> Peter’s Parser Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> P’op’ Goes The Ejective! Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> There Was an Old Linguist Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> This Little Linguist Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Word Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
 

I Authors ^


Illič, V.M.
> ḲelHā weṭei ʕaḲun kāhla Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.4 August 1989
 
Innocuous Mustard
> The Braille Song Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.1 January 2010
 
Ipsum, Lauren
> Binding? C-command? Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.4 April 2016
> O LaTeX! Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.3 March 2017
> Seek you abstractions... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.1 May 2016
 

J Authors ^


The Joint Prosody Working Group of The Linguistic Society of America and The Academy of American Poets
> The SpecGram Manifesto Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
 
Jones, Trey
> Grammar Cop Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
 

K Authors ^


Kandylaki, Katerina
> Kill All Phoneticians Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
 
Katz, Aya
> The Sinking Of Linear Thinking Gaugauh Kamadugha I.4 August 1991
> The Tribesman Speculative Grammarian CXLVII.1 January 1993
 
Khayyam, Omar
> Rubāʿī Concerning Discourse Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.2 October 2016
 
Kore-Eckly, Eysp L.
> A Poetic Meditation on English Spelling Rules and Reform For Two Contrasting Voices Speculative Grammarian CLV.3 December 2008
 
Kruck, W.
> When I Heard the Learn’d Phonologist Lingua Pranca June 1978
> When I Heard the Learn’d Syntactician Lingua Pranca June 1978
 

L Authors ^


Lamont, Andrew
> Bayesian schmayesian... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.3 March 2016
> cfg schmfg... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
> Cognitive schmognitive... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> The Coordinate Structure Constraint... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
> Harmonic Grammar Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.1 January 2017
> Optimal schmoptimal... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.2 October 2015
 
Lear, Edward
> There once was an old syntactician Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.4 August 1989
> There once was an old syntactician... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.1 January 2014
 
Leser, Stephanie
> Kill All Phoneticians Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
 
The Linguistick Hymnary
> Great is Thy Faithfulness Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.1 November 2012
> Joy to the Word Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.1 November 2012
> The Linguist’s One Foundation Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.1 November 2012
> Typology, Typology Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.1 November 2012
 
Lòŋ, Hēe Hü Wright Stu
> With issues of SpecGram we’re blessed... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.1 May 2016
 

M Authors ^


MacNamee, Terence G.
> English on the edge Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
> Language’s Revenge Lingua Pranca June 1978
 
Maho, Jouni
> There once was a man from Ascension... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.4 April 2016
 
McBastard, Butch
> The great kings of yore Vercingetorix... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
 
McCann, Sheila
> A Fly on the Ball Speculative Grammarian CL.4 October 2005
 
Meign, P. Ublekkdeaux
> An elderly prof was once smitten... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> A fellow named Ivan Ketchinski... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.3 November 2013
> A lex’cographer who’d bought a cockatoo... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.1 May 2014
> A lovelorn young student most frantic... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
> Parvus Jacobus Horner... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.4 April 2014
> There once was a conf’rence and in it... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
> There once was a linguist named Byrd... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.2 October 2016
> There was a young linguist, Ignatius... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.2 October 2014
> There was a young prof so benighted... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
> A young lady who lived in Cape Cod... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
> A young linguist and proud Amsterdamer... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.3 July 2014
> A young phonetician asked, “Why...” Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
 
Metalleus
> O Science Method Son of Lingua Pranca November 1979
 
Miaou, John
> Love Queries of a Linguist Speculative Grammarian CLVII.3 November 2009
 
Monks, Tel
> Annyeonghaseyo!... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.2 October 2014
> I once had a girlfriend named Candy... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
 

N Authors ^


na Luimní, Cailín
> The appeal of exotic linguistics... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.1 September 2016
> An armchair researcher quite eerie... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> As His Linguistness crafted some rules... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> Forayn accents should never be banned... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
> I met a distinguished phonologist... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.4 December 2013
> In Vienna, this expat anapest... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.1 May 2014
> Ling nerds from the nearest black holes... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> A misogynous linguist of yore... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.2 October 2015
> Of those born speaking English it’s said... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.2 October 2016
> On the day I discovered linguistics... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.2 October 2014
> Polyglots have the cure to it all... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
> Pragmatics!? Oh dear, is that science?? Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.1 January 2014
> A renowned Textese expert at Warwick... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.1 May 2015
> There are those who abhor IPA... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
> There once was a prosody nerd... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.3 November 2013
> There was an old wizard of Oz... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.3 July 2014
> There was this young lady from Lyons... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
 
Niger, Aspergillus
> Though I labored on case for a year... Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> With my bag of linguistical tricks... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
 
Nihilist, Col. O.
> E is for Every clarification you ask of me... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
> Epitaph for SpecGram Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.2 October 2016
> Good theorists in bed, it is said... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
> I admit I can’t use IPA... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
> I don’t mean to sound like a snob... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> In Glaswegian stops oft are heard... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
> It’s a field with une certaine mystique... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> On fieldwork, I met a translator... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.1 May 2015
> A peaceful Scottish scholar... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> Roses are red... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.1 September 2016
> Some linguists in Edinburgh say... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
> A theorist got stuck in a tree... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> There once was a journal called SpecGram... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> There once was a linguist from France... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.4 December 2013
> There once was a translation scholar... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.2 October 2013
> There once was an old supervisor... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> There’s a sound I’ve heard linguists say... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
> To turn a linguist to a sonneteer... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> When fieldworking in the midwest... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.4 April 2014
> When linguistical thinking goes lax... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.2 February 2015
> Wide double-dot O, we are told... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
 
Nolst Trenité, Gerard
> The Chaos Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.4 April 2017
 

O Authors ^


Ο᾿Κῶλον, Κόμμα
> As I learn more of creolization... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.1 May 2015
> Kenneth Lee Pike... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.2 October 2016
> A linguist told to assimilate... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> A lover of words’s formations... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
> The Old Phonetician of Stroud... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.1 May 2014
> On Татьяна’s lingvistic devotion... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> Perhaps some vowel reductions... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
> Pronouncing an “ough” is quite tough... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
> So your shiny new title is “Adjunct”... Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> SpecGram causes unwilling grins... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> The syntax I studied ad verbum... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
> There’s a sweet phonetician named Vicky... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> When first you learn how to babble... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.1 January 2014
 
O’Phedon, Boust R.
> Typographers love... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
 

P Authors ^


Pelkey, Jamin
> Mandarin Tone in Historical Epic Quest Perspective Speculative Grammarian CL.4 October 2005
 
Perniquity, Pumptilian
> From standing in loco parentis... Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> In school some linguists, mocking more... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.1 May 2016
> It seemed to Meillet on a bender... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> It’s not easy composing a triolet... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> Language and Word trashed some research... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.4 April 2016
> A linguist named Jack was ambitious... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.2 February 2015
> A linguist who sought to learn Navajo... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> A loanword I heard in अमरो- Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
> My work on a language near Jatobal... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
> The OED’s note for the triolet... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> A reference grammar’f Rotokas... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> Some fricatives hiss like a cat... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.1 January 2014
> A stop is a curious sound... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.3 November 2013
> A student of Urdu named Linda... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
> There once was a bright Қазақ қыз... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
> There once was a gymnast phonologist... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.3 July 2014
> There once was a linguist from Phuket... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.2 October 2013
> There once was a linguist named Hallyer... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> There once was a linguist named Lindstrom... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
> There once was a linguist named Shlomo... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.4 April 2014
> There once was a linguistic duo... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> There once was a mad syntactician... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
> There once was a scurrilous gnome... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
> There once was a student of Cree... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.1 May 2014
> There once was a student of Quechua... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.3 March 2016
> There once were two experts of Shona... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.1 September 2016
> Twinkle twinkle little star... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
> Vowels are made as the tongue... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.4 December 2013
> What it costs your prestige you must see... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
> When funds for her research Liz sought her... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.1 January 2017
> While pursuing Caucasianist schemes... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.3 March 2017
> A young expat with voicing a-wobbler... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
> A young linguist who worked on crustacea... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
 
Phonétique, Phrançoise
> Once there stood a man in God-knows-where... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.2 October 2013
> Velum, Velum, Little Thing Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.2 January 2013
 
Pisces, Pocus
> Veritas Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.4 August 1989
 
Pisces, Porcus
> An Invitation to the Dance Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.2 February 1989
 
The Pitch Witch
> Young lady, I have a confession... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
 

R Authors ^


Reed, Ishmael
> I am a cowboy in the boat of langue Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.4 August 1989
 
Riptoff, Priss K.
> To something I must now confess... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
 
Risman, Harris
> Brother, Can You Paradigm? Speculative Grammarian CLII.3 May 2007
 
Robert of Norwich
> A Plea for Shortnesse Speculative Grammarian CLV.1 September 2008
 
Robson, Callum
> Annyeonghaseyo!... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.2 October 2014
> “Kore wa anata no hon desu ka?”... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
> There was a fine linguist who wanted to sleep... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
> There was once was a linguist whose strong point wasn’t brevity, man I mean he could go on for a while!... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
 

S Authors ^


Sai
> Amazing Grice Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.3 February 2013
 
Sassenhagen, Jona
> Kill All Phoneticians Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
 
Sauvignon, Shiraz
> In the lecture hall one bright clear day... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.3 March 2017
> Reading theses is really quite fun... Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
 
Savoy, Alex
> How Do I Love Thee?—Let Me Draw a Tree Diagram Speculative Grammarian CLXI.2 March 2011
 
Schadenpoodle, Athanasious
> Philologer’s Kvetchwhinge 32 Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.4 March 2013
 
Schäfer, Lea
> Kill All Phoneticians Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
 
Шүлт, Хүчил
> As grad school approaches its end... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> From all that I read before bed... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> I seek whiskey this weekend to quicken... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> My eyes twitch as they stare at the mug... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> A student with sentiments jingle-ish... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> The TA’s Discussion Section Blues Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
 
Simpson, MJ
> In suspenders and pants and a vest... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.2 October 2016
 
Slater, Edgar Allan
> Val Harmony Langue du Monde XVI.4 September 1991
 
Slater, Keith
> Aubade Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> In space, no one can hear you scream Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.3 February 1998
> The Learner’s Task Linguist of Fortune I.1 November 1990
 
Smith, Zac
> Head-Driven Phrase Structure Grammars... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
> I once had a girlfriend named Candy... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
 
Spruiell, William C.
> I Think That I Shall Never See Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
 
Stinnett, Tom
> Further Discoveries Pertinent to The Public Humiliation of Si Speculative Grammarian CLXI.3 April 2011
> Further Pre-Nara Japanese Poem Discoveries Speculative Grammarian CLXI.2 March 2011
> Rare Ancient Japanese Poem Unearthed! Speculative Grammarian CLXI.1 February 2011
 
Straight, H. Stephen
> A Linguist Fine and Rare Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.1 May 2016
 
Student, Pee H. D.
> Prof Chesterman’s writing surmises... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
 
Swadesh, Morris, III
> After working all night on my thesis... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> After writing a long dissertation... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.2 October 2013
> All our theories succeed as they do... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.1 January 2017
> Castrén’s writings surpassed the prosaic... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> I love science: the facts! the statistics! Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> I’m told that language documentation... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
> In preparing a talk for some linguists... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.4 December 2013
> In the physics department their closets... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
> In this paper I have solved longstanding issues... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> I’ve laid out my plans for the class... Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> King Psammeticus showed us the way... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> A linguist was driven to distraction... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
> A linguist who taught at our college... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> “Morphophoneme” has too many o’s... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.3 March 2017
> On her way past my office one day... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
> The sad tale of an equine they tell... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
> The Sinitical script of East Asia... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
> Sometimes problematic data can’t be saved... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
> Syntacticians in search of new data... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.4 April 2014
> There once was a linguist emeritus... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
> There once was a linguist from Mordor... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> There once was a linguist quite critical... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> There once was a linguist satirical... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> There once was a phonotactician... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
> There once was a phonotactician... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.2 October 2015
> There once was a syntax professor... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
> There once was an old corpus builder... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
> There once were some vowels that were creaky... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.2 February 2015
> Typology... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.1 September 2016
 
SYNT
> Santacticians Poem Speculative Grammarian CL.1 January 2005
 
Syntactic Ian
> Three linguists were left at the rapture... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
 

T Authors ^


Teme, Ero
> Linguimericks tripping on their own feet... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
 
Terbi, Algo V.
> When my students discovered phonetics... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.3 March 2016
 
Thompson, Mikael
> Speculative Grammarian’s Song Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.3 March 2016
 
Traditional
> Phonologist’s Shanty Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
> ’Trilaa Counting Song Speculative Grammarian CLX.2 November 2010
 
Tushka, Chaz
> A calque is a kind of translation... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.2 October 2015
> For emphasis reduplicate!... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.4 December 2013
> How it parses is a mystery... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.4 April 2016
> How many words would a spellcheck check... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> MetaLinguimerick Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
> “Oh how I love Chinese letters!”... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
> Sites where students can rate their professors... Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> So, two linguists-cum-lovers tried quick... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.1 September 2016
> Your speeching’s very disturbed. Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.3 November 2013
 
Typesetter’s Traditional Nursery Rhyme
> soft hyphen, ­ hyphen... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
 

U Authors ^


Unger, J. M.
> Assistant Professor’s Song Speculative Grammarian CLII.1 January 2007
 

V Authors ^


va Voce, Vi
> O rue the day I god a cold... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
> There was once a linguist from Bow... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
 
Vaguely, in Words
> I don’t think your grammar’s superb... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
> The Neogrammarians’ work... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.1 May 2016
 
van Tuckett, Mannfrum
> Avram Noam Chomsky... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
> Morphemic, schmorphemic! Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
> Pinching up narrower... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.1 May 2015
> Students looking for linguistic heroes... Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> Symbols for sciency... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.2 February 2015
> There once pondered a typologist, weak and weary... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.1 January 2014
> There once was a budding morphologist... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
> There once was a clause existential... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.3 November 2013
> There once was not a logician. Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
 
Vlad the Inhaler
> A PhD student called Emma... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
 

W Authors ^


Walton, John-Boy
> The Compleat Linguist Collateral Descendant
     of Lingua Pranca
October 2009
 
Weller, Tom
> Beowulf ond Godsylla Speculative Grammarian CLII.3 May 2007
 
Wells-Jensen, Sheri
> A lovely red bird came to scoff... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> My hen sang to me this sad song... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.2 October 2014
> My hound said to me, “You’re a cad... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
> My tom said to me one dark night... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
> That family restaurant... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.3 March 2016
> There once was a minimalist who... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.2 October 2013
 
Whitcomb, James Riley
> Old Professor Hockett World of Language I.2 February 1991
 
Whom, Dr.
> The daily routine keeps me busy... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
> My Ista complained to my face... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.2 October 2014
> Of languages I know a ton... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
> There are languages made without sound... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.4 April 2016
> A Vembletroon Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
 
Worm, N. Significant
> The Stalker Speculative Grammarian CL.4 October 2005
 

Z Authors ^


Zarfu
> Whinge Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017