Expansions of Murphy’s Law for Linguists (mostly)—Metalleus Son of Lingua Pranca Contents A Neurolinguistic Analysis of Sex and Second Language Learning: A Note—Loraine Obler

(The following constitutes my contribution to the scholarly portion of the 1977
Goodspeed Day celebration of the University of Chicago Linguistics Department.)

James D. McCawley

In recent years, linguists and philosophers have displayed a great deal of interests in each other’s work. Linguists can be found attending philosophy courses and philosophers linguistics courses in significant numbers, and there is a remarkable overlap among the names that turn up in linguists’ conversation and philosophers’ (and while today there is no known attestation of a philosopher referring to John Ohala or a linguist to Anaximander, who knows what tomorrow will bring?). It has occasionally been suggested that it is difficult to tell a linguist from a philosopher these days. For the benefit of anyone who is interested in drawing that distinction, I submit the following compendium of spot checks:

The linguist is the one   The philosopher is the one

who owns the clean copy of Quine’s Word and Object

who owns the clean copy of Austin’s How to do things with words

who cites Greek words in the original orthography


who uses examples sentences as an example of more than one thing

who uses example sentences that contain subordinate clauses

whose IQ drops 30 points when he writes a textbook

who is offended by use-mention confusion unless they are spoken in an upper-class British pronunciation

whose vocabulary drops to an infantile level when he makes up example sentences

who has finished writing his paper when he leaves for the meeting where he’s going to present it


who will present a critique of Chomsky and Halle’s stress rules at a conference on phonetics

who will contribute a paper on the hangman paradox to a symposium on capital punishment

who owns a dictionary of English


who can play chess

who talks about chess

who feels comfortable eating with a knife and fork


who knows the 7-times table

who salivates when mathematics is mentioned


who refers to Copernicus and Galileo in a paper on Mongolian vowel harmony

who refers to Chomsky in a paper on quantified modal logic

Expansions of Murphy’s Law for Linguists (mostly)—Metalleus
A Neurolinguistic Analysis of Sex and Second Language Learning: A Note—Loraine Obler
Son of Lingua Pranca Contents