Selling Out for Fun and Profit--A Letter from the Managing Editor
	Letters to the Editor
	Up the Mind's Nose; With the Mind's Finger--Claude Searsplainpockets
	Are Turkish and Amharic Related? Are They Ever!--April May June
	Los Eres y el Erre--Trey Jones
	Language as a Virus from Space--Announcement
	Speculative Grammarian Archives

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