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Researchers at the university of Tumbleweed, North Dakota, have announced the completion of their project to create a conlang especially for linguists. This new language, Amaprof, has been especially designed so that the words and phrases used most by linguists take the least effort to say, while those that are said the least take the most effort. Some example Amaprof phrases are found below.
The research team behind the language state that this will be of great help of linguists at all levels of their career and so deserves to receive more funding, or, as they put it: ag!