Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXII
Number 2
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Florian Breit
Bethany Carlson
Emily Davis
Vincent Fish
Deak Kirkham
Andrew Lamont
Tuuli Mustasydän
Tim Pulju
Mary Shapiro
Bill Spruiell
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
—If Launched with Sufficient Speed
August 2018

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