Speculative
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Speculative Grammarian
in association with
Psammeticus Press
is proud to present a special
supplemental monograph


The Perplexed Linguist’s Guide toEnglish Departments
by Athanasious Schadenpoodle



Trey Jones, Managing Editor
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Bill Spruiell, Monograph Editor




The Perplexed Linguist’s Guide to English Departments
Mid-November 2017

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