The age of innocence has come to an end: You are stranger in a strange land
Your concern, fortunately, is much ado about nothing, for your deliverance is at hand! The inimitable Athanasious Schadenpoodle has prepared a unique guide that will have you on the road to the power and the glory of understanding and acceptance in your new milieu. Your soul will be light in August, the new school year a celebration, not something to be avoided like the plague. Your interactions with colleagues
May your desk be in a room with a view
* Or daughter. Sexism in Literature is unavoidable, as most Literature is old, and thus from a less enlightened time.
† Though if you haven’t counted at least thirty literary references, the odds are not actually in your favor
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