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Speculative Grammarian
in association with
Psammeticus Press
is proud to present a special
supplemental monograph


The Perplexed Linguist’s Guide toEnglish Departments
by Athanasious Schadenpoodle



Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Bill Spruiell, Monograph Editor




The Perplexed Linguist’s Guide to English Departments
Mid-November 2017

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