Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXX
Number 4
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Brenda Boerger
Vincent Fish
Anita G. Gorman
Andrew Lamont
Beth Martyn
Mary Shapiro
Bill Spruiell
Daniel Swanson
Don Unger

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Even Our Navels Are Hilarious
February 2018

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