Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXVI
Number 1
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Jonathan Downie
Bill Spruiell
Mikael Thompson
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Florian Breit
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Bethany Carlson
David Marino
Tel Monks
Davis Prickett
Mary Shapiro
Steve Straight
Isabelle Tellier
Don Unger

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
I speak, therefore I am grammatical
May 2016

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