The middle voice demonstrates clearly in “On How Middle Voice Should Not Constrain for Syntax” (Volume CLXIX, Number 1, January 2014). My current research benefits!
Thanks on behalf of
If the article entertains and enlightens, others can entertain and enlighten as well:
[The recent contribution by Zarfu, “Whinge”, has generated some interesting reader mail, which we present here without further comment. —Eds]
It’s better read as French.
Roger Prentiss Claremont
We recently read your abysmal whinge. The title’s the only good and true thing about it, and you should have vandalized a rather less great work of American poetry, so here, we fixed it for you.
The Joint Prosody Working Group of
The Linguistic Society of America
and The Academy of American Poets
Dear Editors Inc,
I am writing to you today to express a concern and ask for advice. You recently published an article on the nefarious effects of phonology on children. Yet the author did not go far enough.
My children are not only being exposed to such dangerous influences as Portuguese and French but they are already mixing them to create Portench. I am concerned that one of these days, before long they will discover contact linguistics, creoles and Syntactic Structures.
How can I wean them off this dangerous habit before it is too late and they have applied to Rice University to study the syntax of odd and damaging tongues like Esperanto, Dothraki and C++?
Nick L. N. Dyem
Dearest Old St. Nick,
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Fuller’s “On the Proper Form of Authorial Adjectives” (SpecGram CLXXIX.2) got me thinking about the father of postmodernism and his followers. Jacques’ proper adjective form in English is, of course, Derridan, with the emphasis on the second syllable. N’est-ce pas?
Dear Earle Haley,
Indeed. His followers are thus Derridans and the elite
P.S.: On the off chance that postmodernism is still fashionable somewhere, please don’t let us know. Our faith in humanity can only take so many hits.
Speculative Grammarian accepts well-