Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXIX
Number 4
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Florian Breit
Bethany Carlson
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Vincent Fish
Anita G. Gorman
Tel Monks
Mary Shapiro
Bill Spruiell
Don Unger
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Evidence? We Don’t Need No Steenking Evidence!
October 2017

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