Greetings and Felicitationalizations, Editorializationizingesque Personages!
Long time fan, first time letterer.
I sense a deep-
Niles Edmund Rupert Davenport-
While it is our duty and privilege to bring important developments like Huffmenglish to the attention of our readers, both the bringing and the reading are not without danger. Huffmenglish, in particular, has led to a number of cases of mild Framework Psychosis. Given your obvious case of moderate morpheme addiction, our medicolegal team advises that we should not engage you on this matter, and that to do so would be to act most ultradisresponsibleishmentally.
P.S.: Perhaps this completely unrelated typesetter’s nursery rhyme will soothe you:
soft hyphen, ­ hyphen,a little break prefer,happy hyphen, sneaky hyphen,<wbr>, <wbr>, <wbr>.
Regarding the prestigious Jurisprudential Linguistics category of your Dark and Stormy Noun contest for 1985: inasmuch as you have somehow seen fit to award “1st Place” to someone else and not to me, the author of the “Dr Flarman” entry which was maliciously and with clearly evil intent awarded a mere “2nd Place”; and inasmuch as the “Judge Otto Segman” libelously referred to in the incompetently-
Signed, Dr. Brogan Florian, PhD
Negligently Unacknowledged Entrant
Due to your judicious use of colons, both full and semi-
Speculative Grammarian accepts well-