What is quantum?
It is something Einstein noticed when he pulled down his window blind halfway on his way to down under, flying a unique plane of dubious manufacture. (Yes, you can fly multiple planes. They are called Quanta. They must meet in their final destination. In between no one cares.)
I thought he worked on phota, not quanta.
Very nice. No. Plunkett und Schonweisen haben erroriert in general direction. In hereby fix it.
If Mind is quantum, who has it?
Mind is borne by things who can collapse a quantum wave. That’s now a technical term, called Mind Power, a.k.a. Bohr Power, measured in bores/
Are you saying chimps couldn’t have discovered quantum physics?
Natürlich. Are you saying we are chimps?
What is entanglement?
Meddling with foreign affairs. Yes, QM is a political theory. Ask toast-
.. and interference?
Split personality. QM does psychology too.
Forgive me Professor, but does this have anything to do with language?
Of course. All languages are in a superposition. You can see that from the sky.
So how do we distinguish them
We go a-braketin’.
I shall be brief. |L〉 ist ein column vector. It vectifies, and needs rectification. 〈L| ist sein conjugate, lingua linguae linguarum, rufus rufii rufum, etc. You bang them to get a measurement, written 〈L|o|L〉. It is the inner product of a mind with amplitude o. And you get language.
So that’s how we explain the mind-
Patience. We need unitary transformations. Unlike solitary linguistic transformations which map Nimsky-
Kindly recall that Chimps have zero BS. Chimpsky