Linguistics Nerd Camp—Bethany Carlson SpecGram Vol CLXX, No 3 Contents From the Archives!—Jungftak Feathers—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

Linguimericks
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There was an old wizard of Oz
Diagnosed with delusions because
He insisted that Strine,
Which composed his mind/brain,
Held the key to linguisticky laws.
—Cailín na Luimní


While measuring birdsong performance
By finding the spread of their formants,
Don went on a jag
And recorded a shag,
Not knowing that they are just cormorants.
—Hester Fester-Münsterfenster


A young linguist and proud Amsterdamer,
She always had six leaks in her grammar.
When she mended the first
A seventh one burst,
So she’d always six leaks in her grammar.
—P. Ublekkdeaux Meign


A linguist with many ideas anti-Chomsky,
Disproved theories with hapax legomenomsky.
But when distracted with pies,
He absorbed all the lies—
Having been brainwashed by methods om-nom-nomsky.
—α-Betty Abū Gida


There once was a gymnast phonologist,
Who worked as an OT apologist.
He ranked his constraints
To meet all complaints,
For both fields reward a contortionist.
—Pumptilian Perniquity


Some triplets who live in Pará
Can say quite distinctly, “dâ dá”:
By this triple refrain
They merely explain
They wish to consult their mamã.
—Anonymous, the Child Language Aquisitionist




Linguistics Nerd CampBethany Carlson
From the Archives!Jungftak FeathersThe SpecGram Archive Elves™
SpecGram Vol CLXX, No 3 Contents