Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXVIII
Number 3
Contents
Trey Jones, Managing Editor
Keith Slater, Senior Editor
Bill Spruiell, Consulting Editor
Tim Pulju, Editor Emeritus

Associate Editors
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Mikael Thompson
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Editorial Associates
Kenny Baclawski
Pete Bleackley
Don Boozer
Virginia Bouchard
Florian Breit
Mark Brierley
Bethany Carlson
Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
Jonathan Downie
Brianne Hughes
Tel Monks
Daniela Müller
Cathal Peelo
David J. Peterson
Callum Robson
Maraci Rubin
Zac Smith

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Dat Assibilation
November 2013

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