As previously reported, our very own Butch McBastard unearthed a satchel of papers labeled, “Top Secret SpecGram Time Capsule, 1964
After an extended period of wrangling with the SpecGram legal team over potential
incriminating evidence proprietary information, we are once again able to share with our readers some of the treasures found within the satchel.
Here is a photo of the fourth item, an exceedingly rare1 XT-17 Uzi/
More to come...
1 And heavy. This is likely the source of the concussion Butch suffered2 when the satchel came down from the ceiling.
2 In the sense that one of the interns he was flogging got a concussion. Butch says he suffered considerably because there’s no point in flogging an intern who is unconscious.
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