The iLing BS Detection App
from Speculative Grammarian
It’s a well-known fact that people like to make up lists of marketing buzzwords that supposedly encourage customers to buy more of whatever they are selling. There’s no evidence that these words have any real effect—keep in mind the maxim that “data” is not the plural of “anecdote”. It’s difficult to be on the lookout for such specious claims at all times, so, to protect you from such nonsense, the Speculative Grammarian Engineering Elves™ have whipped up a new and improved smart phone app, the official Speculative Grammarian iLing BS Detection App, which automatically detects and protects you from ridiculous language-related claims.
Act now to ensure you can get in on this limited time offer, available only to readers of SpecGram. You can download a free trial version of the app, to try before you buy. If you keep it, you pay only $9.95 per month, with a full 6-month money-back guarantee!
The SpecGram iLing BS Detection App is doctor recommended! In fact, 4 out of 5 linguistics Ph.D.s on our staff recommend the SpecGram iLing BS Detection App to their informants, grad students, and co-authors!
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