The Most Amazing Linguistic Concert Event of the 21st Century—The SpecGram Promotional Board SpecGram Vol CLXIV, No 1 Contents

A Poem Puzzle

By Bryan Allen

Your task is to uncover the hidden meaning in the text below.

存宁肯啊如的慢润拧阿刚
打听素娥普热我慢
设惨苏惹但测怒得:吖入色呵路喏
滚们外停哈挺晚亭嗄产个,
他可啊缠测撒鹰
‘第娥啃’
和吗地阿龙发侧:‘有大喏。。。’
帮!
怕了盘亭喝然
榜棒!
‘又餐第俄喝惹垦哈哈!’

And for all you greedy little monsters out there, we have to report that there will be no prizes given away for this puzzle. Try to have fun anyway! We will reveal the answer in the next issue.

In other news, the solution to last month’s Rasmus Rask Puzzle is given below:

R H O T I C R A I C
U A K A R I O S E A
M R S G A D O S S N
A M O M Z A B I A T
N O N A U D I B L E
I N G R E S S I V E
A Y S O V O R L O N
N A T T E R E A S E
K R E C R E E T S E
H A R A N G U E L K

The following fine folks were chosen from among the correct answer to each received a fine SpecGram magnet:

• Tuuli Mustasydän • Quek Yu Han •

Honorable mentions go to the other solvers of the puzzle:

• Siva Kalyan • Adam Hesterberg • Eric Chen •

The Most Amazing Linguistic Concert Event of the 21st CenturyThe SpecGram Promotional Board
SpecGram Vol CLXIV, No 1 Contents