The No. 1 Linguists’ Detective Agency—Keith Slater SpecGram Vol CLXIV, No 1 Contents A Poem Puzzle—Bryan Allen

The Most Amazing Linguistic Concert Event of the 21st Century

brought to you by the SpecGram Promotional Board

One Night Only! At the Coliseum! The greatest gathering of linguistic-oriented musicians the world has ever seen! Never before has so much talent occupied a single stage! A once in a lifetime opportunity! You’ll tell your grandchildren! And they won’t believe you were there! Get your tickets now!

The Best Lx Bands Evar!!
ATR³ The Rolling Tones Def Native Informant
/ju2/ Take That Phoneme Front Vowel Assembly
ZZ Topic East 17 Morphomes Meter, Pause and Mora
Linguaphobia Apothegma Berzerk The Œdipal Expletives
+Strident 47 DC (Natural) Talk The Fleeting Expletives
Stereo-phonics Auslautverhärtung Semicolon and Garfunkel
The Lex Pistols Hëävÿ Mëtäl Ümläüt John McCarthy and Wings
The Breathy Boys Jefferson Airstream My Life with the Thrill Trill Kult
Noam C and the Generativist Gang Ministry of Sound Experimental Practice

ALL PROCEEDS BENEFIT THE GRAD STUDENT LEGAL DEFENSE FUND. FREE THE BOUND MORPHEMES!

Produced by Bill Spruiell, Jonathan Downie, Keith Slater,
Jouni Maho, David J. “azz Hands” Peterson, and Trey Jones

Underwritten by Psammeticus Entertainment Consortium Corp. & Co., Inc., Ltd.



The No. 1 Linguists’ Detective AgencyKeith Slater
A Poem PuzzleBryan Allen
SpecGram Vol CLXIV, No 1 Contents