The Most Amazing Linguistic Concert Event of the 21st Century
brought to you by the SpecGram Promotional Board
One Night Only!
At the Coliseum!
The greatest gathering of linguistic-oriented musicians the world has ever seen!
Never before has so much talent occupied a single stage!
A once in a lifetime opportunity!
You’ll tell your grandchildren!
And they won’t believe you were there!
Get your tickets now!
The Best Lx Bands Evar!!
||The Rolling Tones
||Def Native Informant
||Take That Phoneme
||Front Vowel Assembly
||East 17 Morphomes
||Meter, Pause and Mora
||The Œdipal Expletives
||DC (Natural) Talk
||The Fleeting Expletives
||Semicolon and Garfunkel
|The Lex Pistols
||Hëävÿ Mëtäl Ümläüt
||John McCarthy and Wings
|The Breathy Boys
||My Life with the Thrill Trill Kult
|Noam C and the Generativist Gang
||Ministry of Sound Experimental Practice
ALL PROCEEDS BENEFIT THE GRAD STUDENT LEGAL DEFENSE FUND. FREE THE BOUND MORPHEMES!
Produced by Bill Spruiell, Jonathan Downie, Keith Slater,
Jouni Maho, David J. “azz Hands” Peterson, and Trey Jones
Underwritten by Psammeticus Entertainment Consortium Corp. & Co., Inc., Ltd.