S PECULATIVE  G RAMMARIAN
Volume CLXIV, Number 1, February 2012

M ANAGING
 E DITOR
S ENIOR
 E DITOR
E DITOR
 E MERITUS
Trey Jones Keith Slater Tim Pulju

Speculative Grammarian, Vol CLXIV, No 1
C ONSULTING
 E DITORS
David J. Peterson
Bill Spruiell

A SSOCIATE
 E DITORS
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Daniela Müller
Mikael Thompson

E DITORIAL
 A SSOCIATES
Bryan Allen
Cem Bozsahin
Jonathan Downie
Aya Katz
Jouni Maho
Kevin McGowan
Tel Monks
Sheri Wells-Jensen

C OMPTROLLER
 G ENERAL
Joey Whitford


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