S PECULATIVE  G RAMMARIAN
Volume CLXII, Number 3, August 2011

M ANAGING
 E DITOR
S ENIOR
 E DITOR
E DITOR
 E MERITUS
Trey Jones Keith Slater Tim Pulju

Speculative Grammarian, Vol CLXII, No 3
C ONSULTING
 E DITORS
David J. Peterson
Bill Spruiell

A SSOCIATE
 E DITORS
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Jonathan Downie
Daniela Müller

E DITORIAL
 A SSOCIATES
Rick Bryan
Jeff Burke
Christine Collins
Bethany Carlson
Tom Keal
Kevin McGowan
Tel Monks
Sean Roberts
Mary Shapiro
Freya Shipley
Verity Stob
Sheri Wells-Jensen
Nick Williams

C OMPTROLLER
 G ENERAL
Joey Whitford


E = mc²



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