S PECULATIVE  G RAMMARIAN
Volume CLXIII, Number 4, January 2012

M ANAGING
 E DITOR
S ENIOR
 E DITOR
E DITOR
 E MERITUS
Trey Jones Keith Slater Tim Pulju

Speculative Grammarian, Vol CLXIII, No 4
C ONSULTING
 E DITORS
David J. Peterson
Bill Spruiell

A SSOCIATE
 E DITORS
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Daniela Müller
Mikael Thompson

E DITORIAL
 A SSOCIATES
Bryan Allen
Rick Bryan
Jonathan Downie
Kevin McGowan
Tel Monks

C OMPTROLLER
 G ENERAL
Joey Whitford


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